1.30.2009

Open Letter to Oprah

Dear Oprah,

I hope it is not too much to ask

But could you please make an announcement on your show

Please tell the felines of the world

That it looks like dog shit

When girls tuck their jeans into their boots.

Even if they have fur

Thanks

WP

1.22.2009

Dress Yo Self UP!

You go to Wal-Mart on Sunday

You betta be wearin some heat!

Cause the ladies are out..

boy that ain't no lie...

Livin in a college town, i know what all them girls are thinking..

Gettin dressed up for church.

They all dressed up, go to lunch with their friends.

Then they feel good.

They heard the message and word of god

new inspiration for the week.

And they just ate with friends, and they lookin cute.

Might as well go somewhere and do something.

So you know all them girls gotta find someplace to go

But where can you go on Sunday afternoon?

Everybody can make an excuse to go to Wal Mart.

All these people run up in there acting like they need something.

Just cause they dressed up.

I can hear em now..

"You know what, I think i'm out of paper towells"

knowing damn well your ass has a 6 pack under the sink

Be honest ladies.

you all just tryin to strut yo stuff.

And while i'm not hating on the act of the strut.

I'm laughing at how you all try to justify.

Just call it what it is..

Showin out.

Holla